The holidays are a time for celebration. Who doesn’t love watchingHome AloneorHow the Grinch Stole Christmas– yes, the Jim Carrey version; no, I will not be taking any questions. And2023 has no shortage of holiday content, from cheesy streaming originals to bona fide classics that will make you feel warm inside.
But if you want to instead embrace the feelings Elvis Presley sings about inBlue Christmas? There are several depressing movies you may watch that will do the trick. These films are among the saddest, most devastating holiday offerings, revolving around themes of depression, solitude, longing, and hopelessness. Because having a merry Christmas is tired, but having a miserable holiday is wired. So, for your pain and misery, here are the five most depressing holiday movies.
Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
Ryan Gosling stars in the 2007 offbeat comedyLars and the Real Girl. The plot revolves around Lars Lindstrom, a gentle, quiet, shy young man who develops a relationship with Bianca, a lifelike doll he treats as a human being. As Lars comes out of his shell thanks to Bianca, the entire town is bending over backward to accommodate the peculiar couple.
OK, so this istechnicallynot a holiday movie, but the holidays are afeeling, and this moviefeelslike it’s set on Christmas? Between the snowy backgrounds, the perpetual Christmas-y sweaters, and Ryan Gosling’s boots, it’s Christmas-coded in all but name.Lars and the Real Girlis also remarkably melancholic, a profound and thought-provoking exploration of loneliness and nostalgia powered by what easily remainsRyan Gosling’s best on-screen performance.
Lars and the Real Girlis available for freeon YouTube.
Stepmom (1998)
You had to know this one was coming; after all, there are few losses worse than that of a parent? Living legend Susan Sarandon andiconic rom-com queen Julia Robertsstar in Chris Columbus’ 1998 comedy-dramaStepmom. The plot follows Jackie Harrison, a woman diagnosed with a terminal disease who must deal with her ex-husband’s new lover, a much younger photographer who will become her children’s stepmom once she is gone.
I’m not going to sugarcoat it;Stepmomisbleak. The perpetual cloud of death lingers over the whole thing, with Sarandon never letting the audience forget that her character will die — there will be no happy ending here. Even the film’s more joyful moments – like the wretched scene where Jackie and her children dance toAin’t No Mountain High Enough— are heartbreaking because, again, and I truly cannot stress this enough, she will die.Stepmom‘s final scene, where the entire family takes what will seemingly be their last photo together before Jackie’s eventual passing, is a gut punch sure to leave no dry eye in the house.
Stepmomis available to renton Amazon Prime.
A Christmas Tale (2008)
Arnaud Desplechin directs French icon Catherine Deneuve and a stellar supporting cast in the 2008 comedy-dramaA Christmas Tale. A tale of dysfunctionality like no other, the film follows a family gathering for Christmas after learning the matriarch has leukemia.
Morbid, sardonic, and wickedly humorous,A Christmas Taleis a biting examination of the ties that bind us. Led by a commanding Deneuve, the film explores the thornier sides of family dynamics, delivering a refreshing take on a well-known trope.A Christmas Talemight not be necessarily depressing, but it’s certainly gloomy and pessimistic, with a truly cynical and uncompromising ending.
A Christmas Taleis available to watchon YouTube.
The Christmas Tree (1969)
There are bleak Christmas movies, and then there’s Terence Young’s 1969 tearjerkerThe Christmas Tree. William Holden stars as Laurent Ségur, a French millionaire who learns his 10-year-old son Pascal is dying after being exposed to radiation. Together with his new girlfriend, Laurent tries to fill Pascal’s last days with joy and adventure.
The Christmas Treeis dark, but strangely unsentimental. UnlikeStepmom, a film that wants you to suffer,The Christmas Treewants you to analyze and feel blessed about what you have because others have it worse. However, the film is not subtle with its imagery (spoiler:the kid dies , but the way he goes is equal parts emotional and slightly absurd). Still,The Christmas Treeis as grim as Christmas movies come, a slice-of-life story about a life that is ending.
The Christmas Treeis available for freeon Tubi.
Last Christmas
The 2019 filmLast Christmasborrows its title from George Michael’s iconic song and takes the opening lyric, “Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,” a tad too literally. The film centers on Katerina, a disillusioned Christmas store worker who meets and falls for a mysterious, yet dashing young man.
First things first: We, as a society, have failed Emilia Clarke, who should be an A-lister by now. Secondly, we failedLast Christmas, a delightfully depressing and absurd film that features every trope known to Christmas movies and then some. Bolstered by Clarke’s earnest performance and charming chemistry with Henry Golding,Last Christmasis a bittersweet rom-com that will leave you feeling empty inside. Although it has a somewhat positive ending, the final scenes are sad, yet hopeful, just like life itself. Plus, Clarke does a lovely rendition of the titular song; nothing but respect formyMother of Christmas. The ever-iconic Emma Thompson and Michelle Yeoh also star.
